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I'm Allyson 19 and suffering through college. Tired irritable teen by day, pro blogger by night. Wasting my life away on tumblr, netflix, and injecting the marijuana.
Being with him, is like being trapped in a fire. He engulfs me through and through,
but before his flame could take me, he took my breath away… Stealing oxygen from my lungs, sending me into the bliss of oblivion.

jetbag:

uses “because i said so” as an excuse for you to date me

5 hours ago · 207,623 notes

kinggjayysshit:

heropirate:

Bob scrubbin’ your blog.

Thanks bob

unlawfully:

Having a cute waiter like I’ll have the chicken with a side of that dick

5 hours ago · 245,690 notes

internetexplwhorer:

the new fifty shades of grey movie looks so good!

fallenangelflonne:

aknowlee:

basedmountaindew:

kaldriss:

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>god damn i love sandwiches

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>god damn i cant stand dubbed anime

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>god damn i hope my real teacher never comes back

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>i’m 20,000 leagues under the fucking sea

5 hours ago · 117,950 notes

sjanae:

kylesimmonsstache:

bastealinghearts:

Apparently kylesimmonsstache gets really excited about art.

LET’S FUCKIN TALK ABOUT ART

"REGULAR" ART

FANART

OH WHOA THAT’S A SWEET ASS MOTHERFUCKING CLASSICAL PAINTING BUT THEN FUCKIN LOOK AT THE DETAIL

JESUS CHRIST

TTHHHIIISSSSS IISSSSS AAAAA PAAAIINNNTTTIIINNNGGGG?!!?!!?!!!?!?!!! WHAT TO HECK????

FUCKIN SWEET ASS DAFT PUNK COLORED PENCILS HELLA

LOOK AT THIS AND TELL ME IT ISN’T FUCKIN RAD AS HELL

MOTHERFUCKING EMBROIDERY?!!!!!!?!?!!?!!?

THIS LOOKS LIKE A SCENE OUT OF A MOVIE

OH SWEET LOOK AT THIS SCULPTURE RIGHT

JUST WAIT A FUCKIN MINUTE HERE

THIS IS A DRAWING MADE TO LOOK LIKE A SCULPTURE I CAN’T FUCKING

LOOK MORE SWEET ASS COLORED PENCIL DRAWINGS
NOW I’M ABOUT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT MY BRO BERNINI OKAY JUST TRUST ME ON THIS

ALREADY GORGEOUS RIGHT

FUCKING LOOK AT THAT LOOK AT IT I’M FUCKING

HOW DOES MARBLE LOOK LIKE GOSSAMER FABRIC HOOOOOWWWW??!!!!?

I love this so much.
Reblog If You Can Take Off Your Bra Without Taking Your Shirt Off.

irwinsxcheeks:

lapfulofmisha:

yay-someoneactually:

awomanfromitaly:

anukii:

mis-c3l-la-neous:

themishamigosofthemishapocalypse:

50eathaters:

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Girl’s are amazing

I think we broke the notes…

i feel like i’m reblogging history. “the post that broke the notes”

THERE ARE NO FUCKING NOTES

WE HAVE REACHED INFINITY

what the heLL

Um….guys….

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There are negative notes….

WHY ARE THERE NEGATIVE NOTES?

HOW ARE THERE NEGATIVE NOTES?!?!?!?!

Reblogging for the negative notes

the notes are GONE

5 hours ago · Notes

senor-cactuar:

the avengers?

how about the international justice league of super acquaintances

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6 hours ago · 377,340 notes

queen-elissa:

itsafuckingstick:

bb16sucks:

Omg

Goddess

the true warrior princess

lamelohan:

whenever i forget my headphones at home

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6 hours ago · 150,117 notes

moltengolden:

keylimepie:

horse-ebook:

donbroccoli:

Is the alphabet called the alphabet because the first two letters in the Greek alphabet are alpha and beta?

fuck

Are there literally 75,000 people who did not realize this?

Get the fuck off your high horse yes clearly that many people didn’t know that about the fucking Greek alphabet sit down and shut the fuck up

8 hours ago · 516,272 notes