- boy: *talks*
- me: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
chinese food from last week
great going down
not great coming back up
um but why ask?
Stand where you are, look around, and list whatever liquidy thing is closest to you. This is now your fanfic lube.
GO THROUGH THE TAGS ON THIS POST OH MY GOD.
i have longer conversations with my dog than I do with actual people
me liking your selfie could either mean “that’s a nice picture friend” or “i want to bend you over a table” but you’ll never know