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I'm Allyson 19 and suffering through college. Tired irritable teen by day, pro blogger by night. Wasting my life away on tumblr, netflix, and injecting the marijuana.
Being with him, is like being trapped in a fire. He engulfs me through and through,
but before his flame could take me, he took my breath away… Stealing oxygen from my lungs, sending me into the bliss of oblivion.

well one of us is going to have to change


wanna make a secret handshake it involves us touching our mouths together for three hours

17 hours ago · 336,338 notes



be there or 


That square is 5 bees by 6 bees I’ll have you know that is a bee rectangle you have failed

18 hours ago · 315,249 notes





>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>god damn i love sandwiches

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>god damn i cant stand dubbed anime

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>god damn i hope my real teacher never comes back

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>i’m 20,000 leagues under the fucking sea

18 hours ago · 102,896 notes


the main thing i look forward to in life is raising dogs w/ someone i love

18 hours ago · 102,927 notes


my hobbies include looking at text posts and wondering how i didn’t think of them first

18 hours ago · 42,426 notes


would not be surprised if the CIA wanted to recruit me.  I have medium knowledge of memes, know how to use calculator, and have broad shoulders.  the three most important CIA skills

18 hours ago · 19,953 notes


me: *dials 911*

operator: hello 911, what’s your emergency?

me: i need someone to cuddle with, rub my back, and play with my hair

operator: someone is on their way, please stay calm

18 hours ago · 152,598 notes



i hate when a more attractive person has a crush on the same person i do

It’s like performing in a talent show and finding out that Beyonce is going on before you

1 day ago · 714,244 notes

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ok, so a few days ago I saw this gifset made by lernam and I was on my phone so I zoomed in this particular gif


because I noticed that finn says something to rae after archie says “come on chloe we look like a better couple than they do” and…

Looks like Rae is saying “Yeah” and Finn is saying “a couple” I never even noticed Rae forming words in this scene.  Those lustful eyes she gives him.  It’s so obvious.

2 days ago · 37 notes



something went horribly wrong and dylan sprouse came out looking like a hot teen boy and cole’s crusty ass is out here lookin like a damn founding father of the united states



is it just me or did cole sprouse lowkey acknowledge my tumblr post

2 days ago · 517,629 notes